Oh my, oh my. Ladies and gentlemen we have a number one draft pick for the next gen of “SUPER CRAY SPORTS PARENTS.”
In case you missed it, “Julia” now we know it’s Rebecca – laid down some serious inspiration on her greek sizzies for Greek Week! http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you-will-ever-read
Dear Julia, wow. You are passionate, you are focused, and gosh darn it, you are on MESSAGE! Just think, in a few short years, you will be waiting on the sidelines of your little super-star’s first soccer game! She/he (hey, maybe fraternal twins, double the motivation!) “Hey you little F*ers! What the F*k did you think you were doing out there? We discussed this: no F*ing Bunch Ball! Take that f*ing ball and x punt it into the other little f*ers F*ing face!!”
I feel you Julia, and others should too! If you get booted from the sorority (ha, as if!!) …and inevitably meet the Yang to your f*ing Yin (trust me, he’s out there) – please oh please keep in touch with us here at TFTB – we want to keep up on your ADVENTURES IN PARENTING!
AIR KISSES, your friends at Tales From the Bleachers
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